WHO IS - THE TRIUMPH FORUM OLDEST MEMBER !!!

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  1. phantom

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    born 1947 been retired four years,dont know how i had time to go to work,busy busy
     
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  2. Tiglet

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    Just remembered another 60+ advantage, free bowel cancer check.

    The 60+ members will know what I'm on about.
    For those the don't, this is the basics, your sent a kit from the nhs and basically you sh1t in your hand take a small sample off said pile, I use my finger nail and place the sample onto the card provided :eek:
    Send sample card away for analysis.
    Easy peasy you get your results in a couple of weeks.

    Note: Always make sure your finger nails are clean prior to taking sample off the pile as you don't want to contaminate the sample:p


    Dave.
     
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    I tried this and nearly broke me wrist!!
    And I thought those card board bits were matches, no wonder they wouldn't light!
     
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    No one pays for prescriptions up here, free for any age.
    Also no bridge or road tolls.:):):)
     
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    Did mine two years back, bit of a bugger of curling one out on the little sticks.:D
     
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    What a triffik thread, I feel years younger.
    D.O.B Sept 1954
    Retired Sept 2014
    Joined this bunch of nutters 2015
    Been livin' the dream every day since
     
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  8. TEZ 217

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    Hope this helps you feel better or younger Al ;)

    But - Sprocket42 is looking like the oldest member so far, Unless you know or remember better !!!
    (I know where that 42 comes from now Sprocket - its for 1942 )
    Your in the top place so far :eek::eek:
     
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    That means his 10 teeth short on his sprocket for two sets of dentures:D
     
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    64 next month, joined forum April 2013, retired May 2014.
    Due my next BC test sometime soon, I find best way to sh1t in the bath and pick out the bits for the little windows. Just a bit of bugger squeezing it down the plughole later, specially if it's a bit of a lumpy one!:)
     
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    But it has been said on another Triumph forum that BMW riders smell of wee!:oops: Could this possibly be age related?:eek:
     
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    Born 1950, 66 this year.
     
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    I know, They are just young and foolish :p
     
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    I must say that this thread has turned into a really interesting one :rolleyes:

    It's most interesting to read how different methods are used by fellow mature forum members to obtain their BC samples :eek:

    Dave.
     
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    I didnt know they took samples before christ:p
     
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    Wayne, your being silly now :)

    Dave.
     
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    What do you mean "now":D
     
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    Me threads turning into shite before me eyes
     
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    Made in 1953, produced in 1954 so 62 now.
    Didn't do the BC sample as I'd just had a camera up the jacksie and two polyps removed after producing bloody logs and getting bad pains. Since had camera up the arse again in May last year to check still clear. Next camera due in three years and nine months. Really looking forward to that.:rolleyes:
     
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    Must be the BBC, they are always doing repeats:p:D
     
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