This made me laugh

Don't think this will offend anyone, not my intention to piss anyone off, but this made me laugh. I'll remove it if it does.

 

Just did this with my pint sized friend. Her luggage was 52 lbs. So, she opened the luggage, got out a second bag, and made 42 lbs luggage and a 10 lbs bag. It weighs the same, but now takes MORE space, but it's free ...

 

Sometimes it's about weight distribution

 

If you zoom in and look carefully, in the last window you can see your mum.

 

There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Ten blades of grass, grew out of his ass
And his balls were covered in weeds.

 

I’ve just done the last of those

 

At least in the USA, turning in a bag of $12K cash would be immediately marked as drug related, and taken by the police. If you have $12K on the passenger seat when pulled over for a ticket, it will be seized as drug money. Long standing problem for restaurant owners -- police were at one point tracking said business owners on the way to the bank, pulling them over and searching their vehicles "because they smelled something" etc as probable cause, and stealing the restaurant's bank deposit. It's nearly impossible to get the money back.