This made me laugh

That you'll grow up to be Nicola Strurgeon?

 

Isn't that common for English politicians ?

 

Oops .. iffen you hadn't guessed, that was for that bloke that spends 2hrs in front of the mirror in the morning to make sure ( ... his hair was perfect ! ) .. to quote the great Warren Zevon .. R.I.P

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/tyx6I9Z76fU?feature=share

 

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Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While going through the First Aid box one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs it and a genie suddenly appears. The genie tells them that he only grants one wish. The lamp finder blurts out: "Turn the entire ocean into VB!" The genie claps his hands and immediately the sea turns into beer. The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men consider their circumstances. The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

 

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BREAKING NEWS:
Dominatrix has whip withdrawn for watching Tory conference speeches while at work.

 

Didn't take long for the jokes, i think every viewer yesterday would have winced at this