I thought about optometry when I was younger, but I just couldn't see it. I considered a career in audiology, but my folks wouldn't hear of it. I was somewhat interested in the fire department, but I didn't really have a burning desire. My father tried to tell me I could have a great career as a plumber. His argument just didn't hold water. I apprenticed as a butcher, but I just couldn't cut it. I also tried becoming an electrician. I was shocked at how difficult it was. I was going to start training for my pilot's license, but I chickened out when I heard it was a crash course. Professional gambler? It just wasn't in the cards. Tailor? That just seemed sew boring. I actually started as a mechanic, but I wrenched my back on the first day. I landed a job on a poultry farm. I just wasn't very egg sighted about it. I'll go now.
I’ve just come back from a walk in our local woods and I saw two birds acting in a lewd manner, I think it was grouse misconduct
