Once again, I had to go to the interweb to see if I could figure out what the Geordie and Mackem references meant. One of the videos I found was pretty damned funny! Geordie dictionary - Bing video
(For the footie fans) A Wolves fan and a Villa fan were out walking in the countryside when they spot some tracks on the ground. "They'm badger tracks, they am!" said the Villa fan. "Don't be saft, they'm fox tracks!" said the Wolves fan. They were still arguing about it half an hour later when the train hit them...
Just found out my kitchen counter top is actually Corian. I feel bad. All these years I took it for granite.