A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn't find the rake.. and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted back, "What?" He pointed to his eye, and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion. his wife wasn't sure and said "What?" He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" His wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one. Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?" She replies: "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!
Which kinda' makes you wonder about the thought process behind this particular, potentially painful, mod.
I was late to the party. What happened? I just saw something about posts being deleted followed by some posts that clearly didn't fit the "This Made Me Laugh" theme of the thread. Then not too much later I saw "Guest" appear under Cyborgbot's avatar. I don't know the whole story but I do hate to see active members leave the forum.
Don't worry. If he's left, he won't get far. We'll find him and drag him back. One just doesn't get to leave the Triumph cult.