Have you read "Haunted House" by Hugo Furst or "Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls ? Takes me back fifty years do those !
Or the Chinese prostitute, Wangonein... Russian with 1 testicle, Whodunik Abollkoff... Mexican snooker player, Wherdtha Greengo... etc etc.
So, back during the Cold War an American diplomat was hosting a holiday party around Christmas time. One of the invitees is Ivan Rudolph, a Soviet diplomat The American and his wife are talking to him when Rudolph looks out the window and says that it has started raining. The American's wife says "No, I think that's snow." Rudolph says "It's rain." The American's wife is about to counter that she's sure it's snow when the American diplomat pulls her aside and says 'Don't argue with him..." Wait for it....... "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Listening to the radio earlier while out on the bike, and they were talking about Stevie Wonder songs. I couldn’t help but muse on how you sing in Braille…
That’s why I posted ‘useful’ as feedback. I propose to buy Mrs CB a cordless vacuum cleaner - one of those Gucci Dyson thingies. Anyone thinking of doing something similar? If so maybe I’ll see you in A&E on Christmas Day.
A shame this forum doesn't support animation by mp4, webp, or avif files. Only gif from 1987 (ugh 34 years ago).
I'm agreeing with maybe seeing you in A&E on Christmas Day, Cy, and definitely NOT with your thoughts on a Christmas present. Maybe Gucci...but definitely not Dyson.
I agree, not a dyson. But there are several Black Friday deals on new irons. Follow me for more Xmas present tips…
Oooh, I'd be SO excited to get an iron from Mr. Sandi for Christmas, @Oldskool. So much better than jewelry, motorcycle gear, or a great bottle of Scotch. https://giphy.com/gifs/music-video-lady-gaga-mv-l2YWiCQei0tgdrsuk
In the retirement homes they're giving the chappies half a Viagra each evening now. Stops them rolling out of bed, and it's less mess peeing.
