A guy gets a text from his neighbor across the street. "Hey buddy, I feel so guilty! I have to confess! I've been tapping your wife for the last six months. I'm sorry." The guy calmly gets his gun, goes into the living room and shoots his wife. Then he sees another text on his phone. "WIFI, I've bee tapping your WIFI for the last six months. Stupid auto-correct! LOL!"