This made me laugh

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  1. Cyborgbot

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    #29961 Cyborgbot, Oct 13, 2021
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    I work with a lady that goes on about her child being extremely awkward about eating broccoli. A long running theme. The kid even climbed over a fence to escape rather than eat it. The kid is on the ‘spectrum’ so i’m very sympathetic.

    Question, do you suppose I would get fired for sending this joke to her?
     
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  2. Dave49

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    Yes.
     
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  3. Easy Tiger

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    Depends if she uses a dildo
     
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  5. DCS900

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    #29965 DCS900, Oct 13, 2021
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    Flange

    1) a projecting flat rim, collar, or rib on an object… such as the extra lip on a train wheel that helps to centre it upon the track.
    “Hey Billy, use that flange to bolt the two pipes together!”
    2) The external projection of the female genitalia.
    “Hey Billy, that’s a fine photo of yer ma… but it’s all hair doonstairs, nae flange!”
    3) A generalised term for ladies that look promising for successful coupling on a night out.
    “Hey Billy, check oot the flange at the bar. I think I’ll get use o’ my grease-gun tonight!”
     
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  6. Dave49

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    I think you'd be fired either way, to be honest.
     
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  7. Fork Lock

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    So, this grizzled, old cowboy walks into the barber shop for a shave. But he's worried that all the wrinkles on his face from years out in the sun and weather will prevent him from getting a nice, close shave. The barber tells him not to worry. The barber takes a wooden ball, just a little smaller than a billiard ball, off of a shelf. He tells the cowboy to put the ball inside cheek that's being shaved to smooth out the wrinkles. Sure enough, he gets a nice close shave. The cowboy asks "What if swallowed the wooden ball?" The barber says, "Don't worry, you'll pass it in a day or two. Just bring it back like everyone else does."
     
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  9. Sandi T

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    true

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  12. Cyborgbot

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    #29972 Cyborgbot, Oct 14, 2021
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    Nature’s answer to cats, squirrels and magpies.
     
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    Smart dog. Not sure about the owner
     
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