This made me laugh

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  1. Cyborgbot

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    Don’t joke - there are several bizarre new ‘eco’ ways being developed to get rid of the corpses of those failed by their doctors, or victims of the natural passing of time. Some are even crazier than a wood chipper…

    Most are a bit icky… One puts a body into a liquid consisting of enzymes that digest the body and leave a ‘protein soup’. Others use mushrooms to decompose the body. There’s Aquimation that is dissolving the body in water, etc.

    I’m sure I heard of one process where they freeze the corpse in liquid nitrogen and then smash it. Memory fails why they do that (maybe for fun like on cartoons) or what they do with the finely shattered piece and presumably thaw back into minced meat. I would however watch out for the vans of fast food purveyors lurking about anywhere any funeral home using that process.

    The folks in the photo are merely enterprising and forward thinking undertakers. :joy:
     
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    Or fans of Fargo!
     
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    R Kelly is already in gaol in Brooklyn : unamused:
     
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    I know. I was talking about Prince Andrew. Maybe I misunderstood Cb's post (easily done). (Btw, I had never heard of R.Kelly until last week. Who is he anyway? And who cares?)
     
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    A pre-internet chat room, using an earlier version of windows.


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  9. Cyborgbot

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    Don’t worry @Dave49 between the post that I replied to about R. Kelly and moaning in A. Minor and the one you posted was (for a brief time) one mentioning Prince Andrew. It was subsequently deleted. I believe your comments were assuming I was talking about the fcukwit called Prince Andrew rather than the singer found guilty of systemic sexual abuse.

    Your comments (for the first time ever) are explainable. Sadly there’s no evidence to prove it.

    So it didn’t happen.

    ;)
     
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    Based.

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    Indeed they're multiplying all the time.
     
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    Nice…

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    So that’s what Jimmy Savile was up to!

    Has anyone noticed that Savile (Sa vile) is ‘it’s grotesque’ in Franglaise…
     
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