He might lose the civil case, but prison won't happen, I'm afraid. He's not in the USA, and can you see a UK court extraditing the queen's favourite son? They'd find some excuse to let him off the hook.
Weeeelll... Whist one could also say the Alien Queen has perfect teeth and smooth skin, I hardly think she likes puppies and strives for World peace. The bikini round would also prove problematic - if not downright terrifying. EDIT: She may like puppies like this as a snack. . FFS - why won’t it let me edit out the second image? Maybe she’s extra hungry and can manage both sandwiches if served with a twist of lemming (you need to be a Python nut to know that reference).
A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart: However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" She asked with suspicion. "It just worked on me." He replied....
