Somewhat ironically, this link was sent to me by a friend in the US.... https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-joy-of-rude-place-names
A funny thing happened when I was a kid. A fella came knocking at our family house at 3 o’clock in the morning, dad went down in his pyjamas and opened the door to see who it was and this fella said can you give me a push. Dad said ok, give me a minute and I will put some Clothes on. When dad came down the fella had gone, so he looked down the street and he was nowhere to be seen so dad shouted to the fella where are you. The fella shouted back, I’m over here on the swings.
