I just absolutely pissed myself laughing at that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely fabulous that last line !!!!!!!!!! I've just read this to my missus and she's still chuckling. You need 5 stars for that one Chiari !!
RED LIGHT I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A car load of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half-burned British flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 7 - 7 slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed. Out of no where, a lorry came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!" "Bloody hell that could have been me" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a - LORRY DRIVER !!
I didn't realise my sister was into motorcycling,but I did know her previous job was Test Pilot in a broom factory - so maybe she's just combining the 2?
