I was driving down the motorway the other day and passed a truck on the hard shoulder with the front resting on the axle, the wheel being about 200 yards away. The driver didn’t seem too upset about this, in fact he appeared to be singing a song and as I drove past I could just make out the words “You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”
Oh, don’t be so negative! I think if my Mrs ran off with an electrician I’d be ex-static… Edit: But I’d not be surprised if she did run off as we’ve always been poles apart…
So you’re saying there’s no energy between you anymore, there’s no connection, you’ve lost that spark, she’s no longer the light of your life, you’re looking for someone to plug the gap, a new flame (scraping the bottom of the barrel now)
These jokes are getting out of hand, i'm going to put some music on and listen to my favourite band ......AC/DC
