Who Is This Then

Well done! Your go

 

Well I must admit I'm all in favour of the licence fee as it also pays for Beeb radio and the news website which I use all the time.

 

As long as it doesn't become commercial with ads. Or the price of the Murdoch channels.

 

Oh nuts. I think I have exhausted all my celebrity knowledge.

Give me a moment to ponder...

 

Here you go.

This is a picture of him in his younger days. He has a lot to answer for, and allegedly had a thing for virgins - or so I read somewhere.

 

If that’s a clue in the above post (virgins) I’d have to say Richard Branson, but it looks nowt like him so I’m prepared to have the p!$$ ripped out of me.

 

I can’t see the appeal in virgins. Surely much better to get someone with a good few miles on the clock who knows how things work?

 

Didn't he have a specially big bed so he could have 6 at a time ?

 

I think that may be true. He definitely had ‘parties’ where young hopefuls were shown for his amusement and the winner got a pork sausage as a reward.

 

Nope not Mai tse tung. But they probably had the same fetish.

 

I think they also got a chop suey roll

 

Nope not the mad little rocket man. But he probably has the same fetish, when he’s not shooting his disrespectful Generals with anti-aircraft canon or dropping mortars on their heads. Nice chap.

 

Did you mean Mao and not Mau? If so you win. He got more handsome (as we all do) as he got older. Lucky virgins!

 

Charlie Chan.

 

Apparently he was infertile but some of his trusted nurses/concubines did get pregnant. How do you suppose that happened?

 

Is she the old blokes granddaughter?

Do I win?

I so hope so as (don’t tell anyone) I have a picture of Ernesto Rafael "Che" Guevara in a pink tutu. Keen to use it.

 

Your wife?

 

No worries I won’t tell anyone else you started out as Bikerwoman. Your secret is safe Shirley.

 

Is the guy in the boat Stanley Unwin.

 

I genuinely laughed out loud, I’d have choked if I’d been eating - are you trying to kill me?!?