Ok so as to afford balance, should I say that all the SNP are crooks - apart from those that aren’t. You did promise to stop trolling
the good thing about this thread is it reassures me that the Alzheimer's is being kept at bay as I can remember the last 3 times this was posted
A mountie is riding across the Great White North when he sees something in the distance on the middle of a frozen lake. He decides to investigate. As he gets closer, he sees it's an attractive young woman sitting on a snowmobile, eating a sandwich. He asks if she's OK. She tells him her snowmobile has broken down. He pops the cowl on the machine and has a look. He says "It's a good thing I came along. It looks like you've blown a seal." She wipes her mouth and says "No, that's mayonnaise."