Impressive research, Sandi. I particularly liked "The Apostles were in one Accord". Either there weren't really twelve of them or they were risking a ticket for overcrowding...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual, two-minute, soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast. She was wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, still half asleep, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, pulling her T shirt down from around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that about?" She said, "The egg timer is broken.”
That picture's been poached from another site.. . Edit: Now everyone will be scrambling to think of egg puns.
