As per post title, I may be being daft here, or blind, but can't seem to see the option anywhere. How do I upgrade my subscription level to £15? Whenever I click on the link I just see the £5 option, which I've done already.
Ah, didn’t see that anywhere, but no big deal if that’s the case. Probably need to get this updated though - https://www.thetriumphforum.com/pages/Subscriber/
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We do our best but probably can’t beat the immortal words of Tony Capstick by saying “You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock”. It’s simple in style, poetic and (in your case) accurate. However whilst not having the same ineffable way with hostile vocabulary, we can and will call everyone (including ourselves) “total twats”. We do on rare occasions take on Pro Bono work for non-subscribers who we feel would benefit by being insulted. This is usually for their brazen stupidity, crazy ideas or any one of a multitude of annoying peccadilloes that we have arbitrarily got hacked off with during a particularly extensive circular (and irrelevant) rant (@Traveller I am in no way am I referring to you here).
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