All these jokes about scousers are perpetuating an outrageously offensive stereotype, and I'm surprised that none of them have complained to Admin. I can only assume that they are too busy cutting off catalytic converters with angle grinders...
All very well, but I think that those of us from north of Watford need to come up with some Surrey-stereotype jokes about City spivs and estate agents...
Are we back on to Wee Jimmy Krankie vs Bonkers Boris again? Jimmy is losing given she’s currently a tin-pot dictator whereas Boris is still just a monumental muppet. Whilst I might now be in Posh Surrey please don’t assume I was born here, and frankly am now pleased to have left the nationalistic culture of other places.
Yes. I refused to put the word Scottish in front of every other word. They said be gone you pansy. Go to Surrey. Funny how there are so many Scots that leave the place to get a decent job.
You're right that you can't make assumptions. I graduated from the University of Surrey and left the place to get a decent job in Scotland...
I worked on Manor Royal for 16 years.I totally agree with you. Crawley is best left and forgotten. Edit: Not all Scotland is pretty and scenic. At some point some English bastards must have built Glasgow as no Scot would have stooped so low.
Nobody had heard of carbon footprints back in the 70s. (Well I cerainly hadn't.) I used to commute from London to Guildford on a Velocette Thruxton. (A much more practical conveyance than modern folklore suggests.)
I have no idea where dear Sis worked. Probably not goods in, although maybe that would explain her muscles, tattoos and beard. She has always told flatulence jokes and been able to belch an extensive repertoire of popular songs, so don’t think those skills were acquired from you.
I'm sure the cat has a legal right to identify as a tiger. It's still a cat isn't it??? Don't be a ridiculous fool.
