Sex At Sixty

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  1. Old dumb arse

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    Her opinion is she can't get enough of me
     
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    Wow! You'll have to share your secret with us.
     
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    this about polls with this stuff, is usually a case of "how often you would like to have sex..." Which gives a massive different from men and women.
    So personal experience is usually the best you can give.
    To some, once a month is more than enough, to others, not nearly enough. And unless you keep track, a lot of people over or underestimate depending on what their preference is.
    Me, I'm 40, and it's nowhere near enough, so much so I've stopped trying to book an appointment at the garage and just service at home.
     
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    My manly scent, no artificial smells used by me lights her fire.:imp: oh yeah I also purchased a comb before I started dating.:scream:
     
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    When I got married an old salt I worked with said for the first five years we were married to put a dollar in a jar every time we had sex. After that he said to take a dollar out of the jar every time we had sex.

    We'll be married forty seven years this August.

    I'm going to use what's left in the jar for a set of Vance & Hines pipes for the Speedmaster. I'll still have enough left for a Happy Meal at McDonalds.
     
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    sprintdave Nurse, think it's time for his medications.
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    What's a comb? Lol
     
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    I'm having plenty of sex at sixty................................ I live at number fifty two though
     
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    If it’s a bit too much for you to keep up the tempo. Buy me a ticket. I’ll fly out and give u a break. It would be a hardship. As a forum friend, it is a duty I owe...
     
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    Why has this thread "lasted" so long ??
     
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    Well, you wouldn't want it to finish prematurely.:(
     
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    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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    I looked at that then looked at my bike, then looked away….. then looked back at my bike……………..
     
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    What's the service interval on one of these?
     
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    Does it count if your on you own ?asking for a friend of course :)
     
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    Hey there's a lot to be said for DIY!
    It can save a fortune!!!

    Quite literally.... oh sorry wrong thread :joy:.
     
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    Works for ladies as well apparently.
     
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    That's a huge 'it depends' sort of question.

    I'm reluctant to delve into people's personal desires/abilities/preferences , especially my own, on an open forum but I often think of an aunt of mine who was a practice nurse running health clinics for 60 yo old men. She always said that when she opened the waiting room door she was faced with roomful of lads with ages ranging from 50 to 70, despite them all being born in the same year.

    Some lads are lucky and are still at it regularly into the seventies while some give up 20 years earlier. There is so much more involved than testosterone and Viagra, it really is not that simple. It's the same for women, the menopause can be a real downer, or it can free them up, you don't know until it happens.

    What I will say though is that it can still be great fun at 60+, but don't expect it to be same as at 20.
     
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    Sex at sixty is great. As long as you can see over her shoulders and it doesn't interfere with access to the steering wheel.
     
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    Just asking for a friend.....What about 9 mph faster?
     
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