This made me laugh

Is there an urban myth that the Earl of Sandwich had his cooks make a delightful breaded snack for him and his card playing chums?

It is possible it’s true but I don’t wish to cheat and check.

 

Well you obviously have your beliefs and won't be reasoned with or told otherwise. Therefore it is pointless going forward. Anybody reading this is big and mature enough to make their own mind up. That's an end of it from me. Keep arguing if you want. Take care and no hard feelings.

 

Brown bread of course

 

Mature you say @andyc1 ohhh I agree nice chunk of mature cheddar couple slices of ham and a ripped off chunk of uncut bread, pickle and mustard now ya talking ploughman's for lunch though not when you've just woke.

 

I think that this is the normal story, but typically it's the earl wot gets the credit and nobody has heard of the cook.

 

A cheese and cook sandwich doesn't sound right. Would it be better with mustard or apple sauce?

 

Apple to disguise the cook taste

 

Well done.
Two people are needed to argue, yet stopping an argument actually only requires one.

 

If you have to disguise the cook taste, why not use ham instead?

 

We did, but somebody put the cook in there instead.

 

Enjoyed that but couldn't eat another bite, we'll not until our next sandwich discussion,

 

Agreed. To change the subject, did anyone know that the German for 'expedition leader' is 'fahrtleiter'?

 

I saw someone do that once and almost ruptured something important from laughing so much.

 

Apparently the cook was using it when she went missing, believed to be in a sandwich.

 

Brilliant

 

I might not have sandwiches for supper tonight...

 

Im having custard and apple turnover

 

Didn't taste like it

 

just a bit salty