Getting Old

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  1. dilligaf

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    #1 dilligaf, Jan 15, 2021
    337FA46A-624F-4BD9-9F28-905021A99BDB.jpeg Changed my smoking habits so I only smoke on smoky/drinky Friday :)
    Woo hoo it’s smoky/drinky Friday :yum

    apart from that I don’t think much has changed do you?:joy::p

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  2. andyc1

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    #2 andyc1, Jan 15, 2021
    Brilliant :laughing::joy::laughing:
     
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    andyc1 Lunarville 7, Airlock 3

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    #3 andyc1, Jan 15, 2021
    What is it they say about getting old..... Never trust a fart and never waste an erection o_O:p
     
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  4. Wessa

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    #4 Wessa, Jan 15, 2021
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  5. dilligaf

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    #5 dilligaf, Jan 15, 2021
    I understand the first part :)
    But what’s an erection?:confused:
     
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  6. figwold

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    #6 figwold, Jan 15, 2021
    You do know you need to light the fag don’t you?

    or won’t she let you ...?;)
     
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  7. dilligaf

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    #7 dilligaf, Jan 15, 2021
    Sporting the lockdown look :p
     
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    #8 dilligaf, Jan 15, 2021
    I have to go outside :(
     
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    #9 dilligaf, Jan 15, 2021
    Aye and not just the cigar :sob:
     
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  10. andypandy

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    #10 andypandy, Jan 15, 2021
    It's a process by which we elect a government, so the wife tells me.o_O
     
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  11. figwold

    figwold First Class Member

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    #11 figwold, Jan 15, 2021
    Is that because it only happens every five years Andy?o_O
     
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  12. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    #12 andypandy, Jan 15, 2021
    Yep.
     
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  13. DCS222

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    #13 DCS222, Jan 15, 2021
    Have you actually got less hair?
     
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  14. Tigcraft

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    #14 Tigcraft, Jan 15, 2021
    Is it time yet?
     
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  15. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

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    #15 Tricky-Dicky, Jan 15, 2021
    It's migrated from his head.:p:p
     
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  16. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    #16 Sandi T, Jan 16, 2021
    You've grown up, dilli. You use a glass for your JD now. Very civilized. ;):kissing_heart:
     
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    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    #17 Sandi T, Jan 16, 2021
    In some countries anyway... :rolleyes:
     
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  18. Adie P

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    #18 Adie P, Jan 16, 2021
    The RULES OF 60+ :-

    1) Treat all farts with the utmost suspicion

    2) Honour all hard-ons

    3) Never pass by a urinal
     
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    #19 David Cooper, Jan 16, 2021
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  20. TEZ 217

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    #20 TEZ 217, Jan 16, 2021
    Now not being in any position to critise anybody in any way, all I've noticed about you is there seems to be more of you or you've hidden stuff up your T shirt. :D:p
     
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