Well, I Think They're Knobs

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  1. Col_C

    Col_C I can't re...Member

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    #41 Col_C, Jan 11, 2021
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    And my point is proven...
    So sad.
     
  2. garethr

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    It's simple, really.

    Read the law - that's what you must do.
    Read the government's guidance - that's what the politicians would like you to do.

    If you're a member of the police "service" - base your actions on the law.
    If you're a member of the public - base your actions on whatever combination of law, guidance, and personal risk you're comfortable with.

    THE LAW (all of England is in Tier 4) >> https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/1374/contents

    The word "local" does appear in the legislation, but only in combination with "authority" or "government".
    The word "essential" can also be found, but never together with "journey".

    You won't find "once a day" or "one hour" or "picnic" or "park bench" mentioned at all. :)
     
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  3. Hubaxe

    Hubaxe Good moaning! aka Mr Wordsalad :)

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    Dura lex sed lex
     
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  4. DCS222

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    Does that mean “It’s hard to use a condom, but to use a condom you must be hard!”
     
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  5. Hubaxe

    Hubaxe Good moaning! aka Mr Wordsalad :)

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    I knew I shouldn't use french letters to write my message.
     
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  6. Flashp

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    Well a scotch egg is a substantial meal after all :grinning:
     
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  7. Octoberon

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    #47 Octoberon, Jan 11, 2021
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    I had a reply ready but yours is much better so I won't. :D
     
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  8. Octoberon

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  11. Dave49

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  12. Peter B

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    Isn't it funny how the police always find it difficult to understand the difference between "regulation" and "guidance", and always try to assume more "authority" over "civilians". They don't seem to understand that they are civilians.

    I think I'll find it interesting on Wednesday if I get stopped while driving home from Aberdeen to West Yorkshire.
     
  13. Octoberon

    Octoberon Crème de la Crème

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    That's a long drive. I'd probably stop myself. ;)
     
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  14. Smilinjack

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    I did Nottingham to Inverurie nonstop a few times on my ZZR1200. Always glad to get off.......where's the flat arse emoji? :grinning:
     
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  15. Peter B

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    About 400 miles, up and down once a month. If I stop it's at Westmoreland - best services I've been to.
     
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  16. DCS222

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    #56 DCS222, Jan 12, 2021
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    Average age of Covid patients on ICU currently is 58... how old are you?

    EDIT - sorry, my bad, it’s 58 not 59
     
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  17. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    So if your working away.......
    Where do you go for exercise?
     
  18. Octoberon

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    Ona ZZR1200 you can do that run in 3 hours, though. ;)
     
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  19. Dave49

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    Kit Malthouse is the UK government's policing minister. He is reported in the Independent this morning to have said that Boris Johnson's bike ride to east London was within the rules, which say people can exercise but must do so in their local area.
    But he said this may not always be the case, adding: "It depends where you are. Seven miles will be local in different areas and at different times."
    So that makes everything clear then. (Some might say that it also depends on who you are.)
     
  20. Octoberon

    Octoberon Crème de la Crème

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    Did we really expect clarity from this lot?
     
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