This made me laugh

David Cooper · Dec 24, 2020

.

crispey · Dec 24, 2020

Dawsy said: ↑

More repeats on here than the BBC! I posted it the other day and you liked it Dilli. Made an early start on the Christmas booze?
Click to expand...

Dilli ends his Xmas drinking on boxing day but starts on the 27th

SleepyOwl · Dec 24, 2020

Not funny but sadly true

crispey · Dec 24, 2020

SleepyOwl said: ↑

Not funny but sadly true
View attachment 116573
Click to expand...

I buy mine from my polish fishmonger, don’t know where it comes from but it’s bloody good.

Sandi T · Dec 24, 2020

Sandi T · Dec 24, 2020

Oldfart · Dec 24, 2020

Sandi T. said: ↑

View attachment 116580
Click to expand...

That was so unexpected it made me giggle out loud!

Oldfart

Easy Tiger · Dec 24, 2020

OsteKuste · Dec 24, 2020

Fourbears said: ↑

But three is the magic number.............
Click to expand...

Four is right out...

Ducatitotriumph · Dec 24, 2020

But, five is just odd...

Rooster · Dec 24, 2020

Sandi T · Dec 25, 2020

Sandi T · Dec 25, 2020

OsteKuste · Dec 25, 2020

Ducatitotriumph said: ↑

But, five is just odd...
Click to expand...

Ron Ashurst said: ↑

Here are some facts for you to work through & forum an opinion on....

Dozers Dad made numerous attempts to convince Wayne (aka Havit), that the group complaints he'd been receiving were an attempt to get him to banned, and after all of those attempts to convince him had failed. So he hatched a plan to demonstrate his theory to Wayne.

If you go back to the very first post in "rant of the day" you'll see Wayne made a post about Muslims. If you also go back to the very first post in the "this made me laugh" section, you'll see Wayne posted a very near the knuckle joke about Pakistanis. Plus several other equally borderline racist jokes were posted by him & others in the first dozen pages of that thread.

Example.

He told Wayne he planned to repost them to see what reaction they got when it was him posting them. Wayne was told him in advance so that he wouldn't think DD was having a dig at him, (telling him was a HUGE mistake). His reaction was..."That's fine DD, it's just humor. I'll tell you if anyone complains but they won't. It's just humor & definitely not racism".

After the "jokes" were posted Wayne started hitting the "funny" rating button. DD got back to him & asked him to remove said ratings. Obviously he didn't want folk to know that he condoned the posts. He only did as requested with a few but left his "funny" rating on several others. Thereby pretty much ruining what DD was attempting to demonstrate to him. Obviously his posts are now gone but you'll have to take my word on it.

Then Dilligaf posted that he'd been bored earlier that day & had gone back though the first few pages of the joke thread. So he was asking if DD had been bored as well? Now, that wasn't necessarily because he'd been tipped off to post that. And by doing so, totally ruin the plan to demonstrate to Wayne the existence of a witch hunt. It could have just been a massive coincidence.

Except for this next part...

He went back to the first few posts in the joke thread & looked at who had rated which posts & in which way. There wasn't a single rating from Dilligaf. Which suggests to me he hadn't looked at those posts at all. He'd merely posted what he did to pull the plug on his plan to get complaints from those in the witch hunt. After being tipped off by Wayne, Dilligaf hands out positive ratings like confetti at a wedding. So if he'd genuinely read the first few pages of the joke thread earlier that day. Why didn't he hit the like/funny buttons?

DD has Dilli's phone number. So he texted him asking that he delete that post. His response was to refuse & asked him what his ultimate goal was? He didn't ask for any explanation of the posts I'd put up (presumably because he already knew via Wayne?) DD asked again & explained what he was trying to prove to Wayne. He still refused to delete his post. Why would he do that?

The following morning DD awoke to a PM from Wayne, describing his posts as racist. And yet the night before he'd gone to great lengths to say the posts where nothing but humor. Therefore nobody would complain. He also said that he was going to Rob for a decision regarding what to do with him. Obviously if Rob saw my posts without hearing the full story, he would take them out of context & ban DD. That's exactly what happened!

Does all of that sound like a set up to you? I swear the original members of the breakaway WhatsApp group were involved (Sprinter, Crispey, Bonniecat & Rich Bryce etc) they stayed totally silent during the WhatsApp shit storm. Yet every single one of them has returned since DD’s ban. Rich Bryce sent Privateer a text a couple of months back saying the people just mentioned & others had stopped posting on TTF & had set up another group. When that recruitment campaign got even bigger, DD exposed it. Thinking Rob (the site owner) would like to see that his members were being poached?

Instead of being grateful for the heads up, he banned him. But only because Wayne went to him with 30% of the true story. DD had over 20K posts and never thought he was bigger than the forum. He was an integral part of it. Yet now people call him and anyone else that speaks honestly a Bully and has their account lagged.

So that is why he got banned. So when you read this Wayne make sure you delete my content as well. Otherwise I will have to contact some of Mr. Hankill’s sponsors. He will know what I am talking about.
Click to expand...

Admin, someone needs their nappy changed.

BonnieCat · Dec 25, 2020

Ron Ashurst said: ↑

Here are some facts for you to work through & forum an opinion on....

Dozers Dad made numerous attempts to convince Wayne (aka Havit), that the group complaints he'd been receiving were an attempt to get him to banned, and after all of those attempts to convince him had failed. So he hatched a plan to demonstrate his theory to Wayne.

If you go back to the very first post in "rant of the day" you'll see Wayne made a post about Muslims. If you also go back to the very first post in the "this made me laugh" section, you'll see Wayne posted a very near the knuckle joke about Pakistanis. Plus several other equally borderline racist jokes were posted by him & others in the first dozen pages of that thread.

Example.

He told Wayne he planned to repost them to see what reaction they got when it was him posting them. Wayne was told him in advance so that he wouldn't think DD was having a dig at him, (telling him was a HUGE mistake). His reaction was..."That's fine DD, it's just humor. I'll tell you if anyone complains but they won't. It's just humor & definitely not racism".

After the "jokes" were posted Wayne started hitting the "funny" rating button. DD got back to him & asked him to remove said ratings. Obviously he didn't want folk to know that he condoned the posts. He only did as requested with a few but left his "funny" rating on several others. Thereby pretty much ruining what DD was attempting to demonstrate to him. Obviously his posts are now gone but you'll have to take my word on it.

Then Dilligaf posted that he'd been bored earlier that day & had gone back though the first few pages of the joke thread. So he was asking if DD had been bored as well? Now, that wasn't necessarily because he'd been tipped off to post that. And by doing so, totally ruin the plan to demonstrate to Wayne the existence of a witch hunt. It could have just been a massive coincidence.

Except for this next part...

He went back to the first few posts in the joke thread & looked at who had rated which posts & in which way. There wasn't a single rating from Dilligaf. Which suggests to me he hadn't looked at those posts at all. He'd merely posted what he did to pull the plug on his plan to get complaints from those in the witch hunt. After being tipped off by Wayne, Dilligaf hands out positive ratings like confetti at a wedding. So if he'd genuinely read the first few pages of the joke thread earlier that day. Why didn't he hit the like/funny buttons?

DD has Dilli's phone number. So he texted him asking that he delete that post. His response was to refuse & asked him what his ultimate goal was? He didn't ask for any explanation of the posts I'd put up (presumably because he already knew via Wayne?) DD asked again & explained what he was trying to prove to Wayne. He still refused to delete his post. Why would he do that?

The following morning DD awoke to a PM from Wayne, describing his posts as racist. And yet the night before he'd gone to great lengths to say the posts where nothing but humor. Therefore nobody would complain. He also said that he was going to Rob for a decision regarding what to do with him. Obviously if Rob saw my posts without hearing the full story, he would take them out of context & ban DD. That's exactly what happened!

Does all of that sound like a set up to you? I swear the original members of the breakaway WhatsApp group were involved (Sprinter, Crispey, Bonniecat & Rich Bryce etc) they stayed totally silent during the WhatsApp shit storm. Yet every single one of them has returned since DD’s ban. Rich Bryce sent Privateer a text a couple of months back saying the people just mentioned & others had stopped posting on TTF & had set up another group. When that recruitment campaign got even bigger, DD exposed it. Thinking Rob (the site owner) would like to see that his members were being poached?

Instead of being grateful for the heads up, he banned him. But only because Wayne went to him with 30% of the true story. DD had over 20K posts and never thought he was bigger than the forum. He was an integral part of it. Yet now people call him and anyone else that speaks honestly a Bully and has their account lagged.

So that is why he got banned. So when you read this Wayne make sure you delete my content as well. Otherwise I will have to contact some of Mr. Hankill’s sponsors. He will know what I am talking about.
Click to expand...

Well that was the most boring joke I’ve ever read. Not even a punchline

Sandi T · Dec 25, 2020

Sandi T · Dec 25, 2020

dilligaf · Dec 25, 2020

Ron Ashurst said: ↑

Here are some facts for you to work through & forum an opinion on....

Dozers Dad made numerous attempts to convince Wayne (aka Havit), that the group complaints he'd been receiving were an attempt to get him to banned, and after all of those attempts to convince him had failed. So he hatched a plan to demonstrate his theory to Wayne.

If you go back to the very first post in "rant of the day" you'll see Wayne made a post about Muslims. If you also go back to the very first post in the "this made me laugh" section, you'll see Wayne posted a very near the knuckle joke about Pakistanis. Plus several other equally borderline racist jokes were posted by him & others in the first dozen pages of that thread.

Example.

He told Wayne he planned to repost them to see what reaction they got when it was him posting them. Wayne was told him in advance so that he wouldn't think DD was having a dig at him, (telling him was a HUGE mistake). His reaction was..."That's fine DD, it's just humor. I'll tell you if anyone complains but they won't. It's just humor & definitely not racism".

After the "jokes" were posted Wayne started hitting the "funny" rating button. DD got back to him & asked him to remove said ratings. Obviously he didn't want folk to know that he condoned the posts. He only did as requested with a few but left his "funny" rating on several others. Thereby pretty much ruining what DD was attempting to demonstrate to him. Obviously his posts are now gone but you'll have to take my word on it.

Then Dilligaf posted that he'd been bored earlier that day & had gone back though the first few pages of the joke thread. So he was asking if DD had been bored as well? Now, that wasn't necessarily because he'd been tipped off to post that. And by doing so, totally ruin the plan to demonstrate to Wayne the existence of a witch hunt. It could have just been a massive coincidence.

Except for this next part...

He went back to the first few posts in the joke thread & looked at who had rated which posts & in which way. There wasn't a single rating from Dilligaf. Which suggests to me he hadn't looked at those posts at all. He'd merely posted what he did to pull the plug on his plan to get complaints from those in the witch hunt. After being tipped off by Wayne, Dilligaf hands out positive ratings like confetti at a wedding. So if he'd genuinely read the first few pages of the joke thread earlier that day. Why didn't he hit the like/funny buttons?

DD has Dilli's phone number. So he texted him asking that he delete that post. His response was to refuse & asked him what his ultimate goal was? He didn't ask for any explanation of the posts I'd put up (presumably because he already knew via Wayne?) DD asked again & explained what he was trying to prove to Wayne. He still refused to delete his post. Why would he do that?

The following morning DD awoke to a PM from Wayne, describing his posts as racist. And yet the night before he'd gone to great lengths to say the posts where nothing but humor. Therefore nobody would complain. He also said that he was going to Rob for a decision regarding what to do with him. Obviously if Rob saw my posts without hearing the full story, he would take them out of context & ban DD. That's exactly what happened!

Does all of that sound like a set up to you? I swear the original members of the breakaway WhatsApp group were involved (Sprinter, Crispey, Bonniecat & Rich Bryce etc) they stayed totally silent during the WhatsApp shit storm. Yet every single one of them has returned since DD’s ban. Rich Bryce sent Privateer a text a couple of months back saying the people just mentioned & others had stopped posting on TTF & had set up another group. When that recruitment campaign got even bigger, DD exposed it. Thinking Rob (the site owner) would like to see that his members were being poached?

Instead of being grateful for the heads up, he banned him. But only because Wayne went to him with 30% of the true story. DD had over 20K posts and never thought he was bigger than the forum. He was an integral part of it. Yet now people call him and anyone else that speaks honestly a Bully and has their account lagged.

So that is why he got banned. So when you read this Wayne make sure you delete my content as well. Otherwise I will have to contact some of Mr. Hankill’s sponsors. He will know what I am talking about.
Click to expand...

Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas @Ron Ashurst

Rooster · Dec 25, 2020

Ron Ashurst said: ↑

Here are some facts for you to work through & forum an opinion on....

Dozers Dad made numerous attempts to convince Wayne (aka Havit), that the group complaints he'd been receiving were an attempt to get him to banned, and after all of those attempts to convince him had failed. So he hatched a plan to demonstrate his theory to Wayne.

If you go back to the very first post in "rant of the day" you'll see Wayne made a post about Muslims. If you also go back to the very first post in the "this made me laugh" section, you'll see Wayne posted a very near the knuckle joke about Pakistanis. Plus several other equally borderline racist jokes were posted by him & others in the first dozen pages of that thread.

Example.

He told Wayne he planned to repost them to see what reaction they got when it was him posting them. Wayne was told him in advance so that he wouldn't think DD was having a dig at him, (telling him was a HUGE mistake). His reaction was..."That's fine DD, it's just humor. I'll tell you if anyone complains but they won't. It's just humor & definitely not racism".

After the "jokes" were posted Wayne started hitting the "funny" rating button. DD got back to him & asked him to remove said ratings. Obviously he didn't want folk to know that he condoned the posts. He only did as requested with a few but left his "funny" rating on several others. Thereby pretty much ruining what DD was attempting to demonstrate to him. Obviously his posts are now gone but you'll have to take my word on it.

Then Dilligaf posted that he'd been bored earlier that day & had gone back though the first few pages of the joke thread. So he was asking if DD had been bored as well? Now, that wasn't necessarily because he'd been tipped off to post that. And by doing so, totally ruin the plan to demonstrate to Wayne the existence of a witch hunt. It could have just been a massive coincidence.

Except for this next part...

He went back to the first few posts in the joke thread & looked at who had rated which posts & in which way. There wasn't a single rating from Dilligaf. Which suggests to me he hadn't looked at those posts at all. He'd merely posted what he did to pull the plug on his plan to get complaints from those in the witch hunt. After being tipped off by Wayne, Dilligaf hands out positive ratings like confetti at a wedding. So if he'd genuinely read the first few pages of the joke thread earlier that day. Why didn't he hit the like/funny buttons?

DD has Dilli's phone number. So he texted him asking that he delete that post. His response was to refuse & asked him what his ultimate goal was? He didn't ask for any explanation of the posts I'd put up (presumably because he already knew via Wayne?) DD asked again & explained what he was trying to prove to Wayne. He still refused to delete his post. Why would he do that?

The following morning DD awoke to a PM from Wayne, describing his posts as racist. And yet the night before he'd gone to great lengths to say the posts where nothing but humor. Therefore nobody would complain. He also said that he was going to Rob for a decision regarding what to do with him. Obviously if Rob saw my posts without hearing the full story, he would take them out of context & ban DD. That's exactly what happened!

Does all of that sound like a set up to you? I swear the original members of the breakaway WhatsApp group were involved (Sprinter, Crispey, Bonniecat & Rich Bryce etc) they stayed totally silent during the WhatsApp shit storm. Yet every single one of them has returned since DD’s ban. Rich Bryce sent Privateer a text a couple of months back saying the people just mentioned & others had stopped posting on TTF & had set up another group. When that recruitment campaign got even bigger, DD exposed it. Thinking Rob (the site owner) would like to see that his members were being poached?

Instead of being grateful for the heads up, he banned him. But only because Wayne went to him with 30% of the true story. DD had over 20K posts and never thought he was bigger than the forum. He was an integral part of it. Yet now people call him and anyone else that speaks honestly a Bully and has their account lagged.

So that is why he got banned. So when you read this Wayne make sure you delete my content as well. Otherwise I will have to contact some of Mr. Hankill’s sponsors. He will know what I am talking about.
Click to expand...

As we all know Ron has the IQ of a caterpillar, so clearly he didn’t write this did he Jez. Why not stick to your new forum, folks aren’t interested. In fact I only read the first sentence myself.

Lilo · Dec 25, 2020

This made me laugh

David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
Subscriber

crispey crispey creme de la creme

SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème

crispey crispey creme de la creme

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Oldfart Senior Member

Easy Tiger Elite Member

OsteKuste Intergalactic Warlord
Subscriber

Ducatitotriumph Crème de la Crème

Rooster Grumpy Member
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

OsteKuste Intergalactic Warlord
Subscriber

BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

dilligaf Guest

Rooster Grumpy Member
Subscriber

Lilo New Member

Nothing To Do With Triumph But Made Me Laugh

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

2002 955i Issue I've Made.....

Speedmaster Made A Battery Cover

Tt History Made Today

Share This Page

Useful Searches

This made me laugh

David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer. Subscriber

crispey crispey creme de la creme

SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème

crispey crispey creme de la creme

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere! Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere! Subscriber

Oldfart Senior Member

Easy Tiger Elite Member

OsteKuste Intergalactic Warlord Subscriber

Ducatitotriumph Crème de la Crème

Rooster Grumpy Member Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere! Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere! Subscriber

OsteKuste Intergalactic Warlord Subscriber

BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere! Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere! Subscriber

dilligaf Guest

Rooster Grumpy Member Subscriber

Lilo New Member

Nothing To Do With Triumph But Made Me Laugh

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

2002 955i Issue I've Made.....

Speedmaster Made A Battery Cover

Tt History Made Today

Share This Page

David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

OsteKuste Intergalactic Warlord
Subscriber

Rooster Grumpy Member
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

OsteKuste Intergalactic Warlord
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
Subscriber

Rooster Grumpy Member
Subscriber