Featured Tiger 800 Something For My Twat Part Two

I AM
Dave....my new bestist mate so I’m allowed to call him Dave now has my telephone number and my address
He’s sending me a freebie
so I know he loves me and I love him

 

It’s already booked
And he’s even paying for it

 

Apparently I'm the bouncer

 

Yep
You got the build for it

 

Dont you have me speak to Rob mind ya,
but gotta agree, that does look like me, I do smile a lot

 

Nah I don’t think so Ade,that Crispey will always take pity on a poor Northern Pensioner

 

Mrs Tiglet posted it this afternoon Graham,I do hope it meets your expectations my new bestist mate

 

Dont let the piss taking bother you Dave(@Tiglet ) you've nowt to worry about marra nobody will get past me your time alone with Graham(@dilligaf ) will be kept private.

 

No cameras then Tez,,,,promise.

Cross your heart and hope to die as they used to say

 

You can rely on me Dave , what happens on the forum stays on the forum, you know how much we all love and respect each other on here

 

That's true, look at the wonderful deal he did you with that old satnav!

 

I know and he even wanted it back that’s why after selling it to me he offered me a full refund

 

Yep and then you had to buy another one

 

Just a phase I go through

 

Time for a new bike then

 

Ooooh look what arrived today
Cheers bestist mate Dave @Tiglet
Bit busy faffing about with other things at the moment but I’ll get round to fitting it next week

 

No problems Graham my new bestist mate.

Just check that the cross centres of the holes are the same as your Satnav.

 

The sat nav I’ve got is an old 5”” Garmin that hasn’t been used for years
It’s not a bike one and the mounting will need modifying but I thought I’d try and make use of it

 

May have to add a zero to that number @littleade

 

Something for my Twat Part Three then!