I know what you're after DD! Yes, you can have my old race suits & borrow the discount card for Gregg's Now then, what are these Merc's like on grass? as that is where I spend a fair amount of time!
Knighthoods should be reserved for people that have made unselfish contributions to mankind, not arrogant, race baiting little pricks. The same goes for Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney etc etc etc!
If you had said that about me I wouldn't have read it as a "short arse" joke, I'd have taken it as you were calling me an "arse hole". I would have probably said it takes one to know one. I wouldn't have reported it. You and I are roughly on the same wavelength.
No I didn't, I sat it the shed scoffing a bag of donuts rocking and crying, hope you're proud of yourself? Fat Blokes Matter!
No pies first, then donuts, then Guinness All part of my five a day mate (that's five thousand calories ).
Forgot to mention the pickled eggs, always go nice with Guinness! I'll have you know I am in great shape, sack of spuds IS a shape as you well know chunky!
Two of my mates had a Guinness & pickled egg competition, as in who could eat/drink the most, this was in a pub just up the road from where we was racing Moto-X the next day, this was in the 80's & the toilets at most MX events were a hole in the ground with a load of traps on on a trailer over it, my god, the fecking smell after those two tw@ts had been there in the morning. As a side issue, I didn't take part in the egg part of the competition but did drink rather a lot of Guinness & Cider (Black Velvet?), in practice the next morning I was sick in my helmet, one of those MX lids with the grill in the front so acted like a strainer .... Oh those was the days!
