Reminds me of girl in high school named Mary Barr, she had big boobs so her nickname was Dairy bar. Can't make this s*** up
I've just got in from the Co-op. I was standing behind a chap who had 6 frozen paellas, 4 cases of San Miguel and 2 joke sombreros in his basket. I thought to myself "Hispanic buying".
A guy walks into the pub the 'morning after' and says to the barman "I was so drunk last night and I am absolutely ashamed of myself. I passed out on the bathroom floor and, when I woke up I was blowing chunks". The barman says "Don't worry about it mate, we all drink a bit too much sometimes and we all know what it's like to be sick afterwards" to which the guy replies "You don't understand Chunks is the name of my dog!"
A Yorkshireman walks into a vet: “Summat up wi’ t’cat.” Vet: “Is it a tom?” Yorkshireman: “Nah, it’s ‘ere, int basket.”
