This made me laugh

...which is very similar to 'your dinner is in the dog'.

Oldfart

 

They didn't see Covid coming, either...

 

It might have taken two weeks, but finally they got the clock put back.

 

Paddy phones the hotel's reception desk and says, "Room 168, could ye please send someone over roit away, I'm having argument wid der woife and she's said she's gonna jump out der window." The concierge replies, "I'm sorry sir, but we cannot intervene, this seems to be a personal issue." "Now ye listen to me ye little bollox," yells Paddy, ". . . der fecking window is jammed shut, it's a maintenance issue!"

 

Oh how I wish I'd been there to witness that

Oldfart

 

Was it a 'Knock-off' @Big Sandy as that spells Tafel and not Tefal when reversed

 

Well spotted that man!

 

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