You Are Dead To Me If...

I gave up on christmas cards years ago on the basis that the people who matter don't mind and the people that mind......

 

As Angus Young says... “Kiss my hairy kneecaps!!!”

 

Well the answers to the first two are obviously Bitter and Rugby but the third one must be a trick question because my answer would be Legs.
Of course there ought to be a fourth question..Two wheels or Four?

 

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Cos they are in the rear with the gear

 

Is that a euphemism?

 

No

 

I only wear shorts around the house. And I try to remember not to wear my boxers outside. Which I do remember. Most of the time.

 

Bitter. Lager's for women.
Both, but football mainly.
Both, but bum mainly. Mind you, there's no finer sight than a good cleavage.



Oh, and I like to wear shorts, when it's warm. Even though av got skinny legs.

 

It was a trick question @Foxy1 , the answer to all the questions was both!