There once was a Rooster Who needed a booster He pecked at the ground and suddenly found after all that toil He needed oil. There once was a Rooster Who needed a booster He searched the farm and was very calm When his searching lead to the farmer's shed. There once was a Rooster Who needed a booster He saw on the bench Some thing with a stench Duckhams 20/50 He jumped up all nifty. There once was a Rooster Who needed a booster His beak broke the seal and he drank with zeal And what he had drunk Tasted like a skunk. There once was a Rooster Who needed a booster The oil he had drunk tasted like skunk But it led him forth As the cock 'o the North. The End
I really, really wish I could mate - especially today, blue skies, sunshine. We're going to get 18° according to the weather forecast
There once was a biker called Biglad Who took the piss out of Rooster so bad But they made amends And became good friends And no longer is Rooster so sad.
No Steve, I'm sure you're not - honestly. Just remember - I WILL be getting another one. It's just a matter of time. And where I live it shines most of the year
I can't wait until you do Dave, no one would be happier than me (especially if it stops you writing any more poetry! )
Who wants a tent when you can pull a caravan https://www.facebook.com/shtompelphotography/videos/475602152598055/
i thought i would go on you tube and check out the infamous "cat and fiddle" as i will be going on that road on the way to the grand meet up, the first clip that came up was a guy on a zx6 crashing over a 40ft cliff,i have always avoided any clip that has crashes in it, but it had started before i realized then i was intreaged as it was the guy himself that had posted it and i thought it can't be too bad. he was riding like a idiot going round a left hander too fast he coudn't hold his line and drifted over to the right hand lane and a car was coming straight at him,he missed it by what looked like inches and ended up in the field tumbling about 40ft he got up and walked away,he was so lucky but it could easily have been game over for him and the passengers in the car
yeah Ade i remember reading about how they will be clamping down on the speeding bikes years ago.. i'll be taking it nice and easy,it looks a good road though
Apparently the whole Peak District National Park has a blanket 50 mph speed limit. Cat and Fiddle makes the top 10 worlds best rides according to mce. http://www.mceinsurance.com/resources/worlds-best-motorcycle-routes/
Some of them have an inbuilt system. These are the ones best avoided by any measure possible including divorce!
I'd pencilled in my diary the meet at Moffat as I'm working up round Manchester m62 area on the Thursday and Friday and thought I'd go up on bike and then carry on up. Wife informs me we have Spanish friends coming to stay that weekend!!!! What are diaries for? Ah to tell me when I can't go out on my bike supposedly! It's my 25th anny this year too!