This made me laugh

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 17th) morning from Elstree and will fly to Poole where we will have breakfast and then onto a yacht for lunch. Then we'll do a flight to Jersey, returning to Poole for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please PM me. Preferably someone with a helicopter and a yacht, otherwise we cannot go..........

 

Probably a repost, but still funny.

 

Brilliant

 

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

 

Went into the barbers, I said: “I want you to cut my hair like David Beckhams”. He cut my hair and I looked in the mirror. “David Beckham doesn’t have his hair cut like that.” Barber said; “He does if he comes in here.”

 

Ah, that reminds me of the advert from back in the day

 

Language . . .

 

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Dilli How could you, need to sanitize me mind now

 

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