This made me laugh

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  1. Old dumb arse

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    Aha, just made the connection between hood and bonnet
     
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    According to Garrow, Obama and Fisher argued in their paper that “rights rhetoric” had “impeded, rather than facilitated” the achievement of “black empowerment” and made a call for African-Americans to “grasp the pragmatic need for a shift away from the rights rhetoric and towards the language of opportunity”
     
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    Didn’t make me laugh! But then a sense of humour is a personal thing.
     
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    Didn't make laugh either. Except at the author's
     
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    So if we're talking a Porsche 911 or a old vw bug is the bonnet in the rear and the boot in the front?
     
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    Nope. The bonnet and boot (hopefully) remain firmly where they were placed. It's just the engine that shifts. Or is it the gearbox? Oh, heck ....... who cares? :D
     
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    Easy Tiger thats our taxes that pay for them and spending my tax contributions on free loaders is not a laughing matter, but it did tickle me .
     
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    A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him. He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.

    So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly . He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows".

    The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world". Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".

    The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the f**k do you want?"

    "Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... Ryanair!
     
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    It's not his wife
     
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    Of course it is not, she would never let him eat in the house without a plate
     
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