Mrs and I were at a farm shop yesterday and amongst the stones etc for gardens was a headstone which read "Beneath this stone All cold and hard Lies the last damned cat That crapped in my yard!" I wanted to take it, but got overruled.
There was a young lady from Brazil Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill They found her vagina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Seville
There was a young man from Madras whose balls were constructed of brass. When they jangled together they played stormy weather and lightning shot out of his ass. I read this limerick about forty years ago and it has stuck with me ever since.
This cartoon in response to Trump actually nosing around about how another president can be added to Mt. Rushmore. Truth truly is stranger than fiction these days.
Funny, yes. But oh, those pesky facts..... https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-...can-dream-is-to-be-donald-trump-idUSKBN23G275 https://www.politifact.com/factchec...ma-never-said-american-dream-be-donald-trump/
There is a reason it is on this thread and not another. It's a joke. joke [jōk] NOUN joke (noun) · jokes (plural noun) a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
