This made me laugh

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The "fun prevention officer"? There's a story in there somewhere, @chiari1 ............

 

But Americans would love that because we could all say we lost weight overnight!

 

Looks like I’ve found another mass debate... I’ll get a reputation, not a good one, but a reputation.

 

If he were a baseball player he would be a millionaire. The only sport where doing good 30% of the time is considered successful.

 

Where are their British Rail uniforms?
Oh, trans people!

 

Who the heck takes a marker to the john?!?!

 

I dunno @JtC in college the stalls had a writing area and advertising front and center, kinda a captive audience.