This made me laugh

I went to the doctor. I said to him ‘I’m allergic to button up shirts and jackets with lapels!’
He said ‘You’ve got cholera’

 

Thinking of selling his soul to Santa

 

Did you hear about the dyslexic Born Again Christian ?
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He found his dog.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

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That's a sight that cannot be unseen!
Who is going to pay for me to go for counselling?

 

I will drive you there - so I can get counselling aswell......

 

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