You Know You’re Getting Old When

Big Sandy you should be on the stage, never fail to get my ribs aching

 

Why, thank you. Doubt they make a stage strong enough though...

 

When filling in an online form - and your year of birth seems to be near the bottom of the page. Where did it all go?

 

When the advertising pamphlets that drop through the door are for stair lifts, and home aids. And you don't remember asking for them.

And, I live in a bungalow ffs!

 

Saga offer you insurance

 

I felt really old when a gust of wind blew my cap off, and a woman about fifty ran after it and handed it back, saying lucky I was here. I could have picked her up and still ran after my cap, but, what could I have said?.

 

That's cause you've got a bit of sleep in yer eye

 

It must be a hair like what happened to a friend of mine, he was having sex with his wife and must have had a hair over his Jap Eye cos she gave birth to twins

 

Have to stop reading all about this pissing I`m pissing me self laughing.

 

Building a new Triumph Urinal!!
buy them on eBay soon 2300cc or larger

 

When your favourite music from your teens is now in the classic/vintage section of the music store

 

When that little old lady you're helping across the road is your wife.

 

Nope you are just out of practice, unlike Catholic Priests

 

Lucky lad !!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can smell the wiff of Voltarol coming on DD, don't forget to wash your hands before going for a pee, don't ask how I know that.
Getting old is when you need as much lubrication as your bike

 

Only it should be voltarol chapter.

 

My favourite T shirt

 

When your eyebrows start growing like Dennis Healeys and your lockdown beard gets you recommendations for interviews as a Santa lookalike.