What is the difference between Katie Price and a Kit Kat? You can only get four fingers in a Kit Kat...………...
What a twat done to mostly women if he did that to my mrs he'd find his furry doggie balls shoved up his arse
Recently, I had Measles ... But it's all relative isn't it? If I had rabies and you offered me Measles instead... I'd bite your hand off!