Went To A Triumph Dealership Today And Nearly Had A Trouser Accident

Gorgeous

 

Oh! Matron ... 6 grand you say, where is the dealer?
If you tell me Mrs Bad Billy night order a hit on you!

 

And so practical for nipping down to the shops too.

 

Well worth the money, especially for a special bit of kit like that with 1800 miles on it, just have a look at what they what for a 1000cc superbike these days!

I had the K5, what a bike, I think the K7 was the first model with switchable modes?

 

That's like dating Megan Fox & complaining she isn't very good at ironing!

 

She is crap at ironing, how did you know?

 

She's very good at ironing apparently, there's many a time I've stood watching her and admiring her crease!

 

She looks fast sitting still...

 

Let's just have a moment to reflect on Megan Fox versus a nice crease in your trousers .... what is wrong with for Duck FFS!

 

Ah sorry I thought that was a euphemism for what you did to Megan Fox for doing your ironing!

Then I saw the crying face at the end & realised the bike is now sold & therefore beyond your reach , sympathies mate but your licence will be a bit safer!

 

I heard it was sheets that she was best at ironing

 

Because I’m very old I naturally assumed the post was about the lack of toilet facilities at dealerships due to virus legislation ! ... I was particularly interested as I’m taking my bike in for a ‘while u wait’ service in a couple of weeks... it’s an hour each way + 2 hour service time... and was hoping for some first hand advice on what sort of relief tube & bag is recommended ! ... I share the joys of old age for you all to look forward to ha ha

 

What on earth are you trying to do?

Why are you kneeling on the seat to do it?

Mind the buckle from your watch strap on the paintwork, love!

 

the bike looks quite quick as well