This made me laugh

No, it can't be a politician: it's too upright...

 

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Didn’t you mean poleitician?


And the coat hangers are where?

 

I remember being caught maturbating in school by the PE teacher... it could have been awkward, but she handled it well!

 

Applies to all politicians.....

 

According to my local paper, £55k worth of musical instruments have gone missing from a nearby factory. Police think someone must be on the fiddle.

 

My wife says she's glad that I have multiple personalities.

It means she's quarantined with someone different every day.

 

Tommy Robinson Race War ruined by train inspector

 

Reminds me of the driver who picked up a hitch-hiker on a lonely road. After a few miles, the hitch-hiker said: "Thanks for picking me up. Weren't you afraid I might be a serial killer?" The driver replied "No, not really. The chances of there being two serial killers in the car at once are very slight."

 

Food for thought that. Could you imagine wiping off the face of the world all the atrocities from WW11. These monuments are maintained so that we won't forget the past - good or bad. Should we destroy Belsen or Auschwitz, in my opinion and maybe not the masses - the world has gone mad.....