That last sentence creates an image that I would rather not think about! It is, however, a very good example of somewhere you wouldn't ever want to go... Is Northamptonshire as bad as that?
It’s because there’s nothing there https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...reotypes-as-portrayed-on-screen-10331867.html
It’s a well known fact that Anne Widdecombe bats for the other side so I don’t believe @Dawsy has any intimate knowledge of her nether regions
Nah, wasn't me. Dawsy started it with his crack about Scots riders being too tight to go fast, prompting me to respond with sheepshagger accusations. Still, it's all good clean fun. Well, maybe not entirely clean... I'm starting to get mixed up now, though. Has Ann Widdecombe been seen dogging in Northamptonshire?
Who said it was a bad thing, It’s the best in the country!!! I’m coming for a holiday now... nothing I like better than emptying my tanks in a public car park; spraying thick strings of warm coconut juice onto the bonnet of a beige Opel Kadett to the polite applause of an admiring Audience.
Not so much as to help me finish the job! More of a “It’s taken some elbow grease to knock this lot out, it’ll take a helluva lot more elbow grease and some of DD’s cleaning products to clean that mess up!!!”
And I’m feeling a little nauseous - Vinegar strokes Anne Wiidecombe and Dozers Dad - I’ll bet that’s three phrases no one thought they see in the same sentence
