I suppose everyone knows the one about the seven dwarves lying in bed feeling happy. But Happy got out of bed, so they all felt grumpy instead. I'll get my coat...
I LOVE this set of jokes. I've heard them before--the first time I heard the second one was a perfect follow-up. Mr. Sandi told the first joke over a beer with a group of friends we'd met up with for a scuba diving trip. When he finished it, our friend Corky, who was probably about 75 at the time and this tiny sweet little woman, segued into the second one seamlessly and told the joke flawlessly. No one at the table had heard the second part nor did we anticipate the great punchline and we laughed ourselves silly. Thanks for sharing, @alfie!
The bridge looks quite sound to me. Oh, you mean that crack. Yes indeed - any structural engineers on here? (Website crashes.)
To avoid any language problems for our foreign readers, the following relates to three major retail chains in the UK: Specsavers sell glasses, Boots is a pharmacy, and Greggs sell pies. The rest of you will all be customers already....
