Little Bastids

I look like an angry man anyway, I can't change my face mate
I really do just ignore them, I'll just wait until he's 18 and give him the biggest kicking of his short life on his birthday.

 

Sounds like a plan mate....

 

I fear it was all you lot influencing that made come up with that sensational idea mate and the thought of me setting fire to my shit in a bag wasn't the best it's all a matter of time

I really do need to lay of the thistle piss...... your right

 

You are living up to the words under your avatar, @littleade, on this thread at least!

"The only sane one here"

 

DD does seem to have the details down on the flaming turds in a bag method.

 

Oh no, we are all sane @Sandi T. on here

 

Yes it was a great idea but the thing is, I'm a strong bloke but a weeks worth of my sh!ts would need a telehandler to move it.

 

Uh huh, Wessa. Whatever you say......

 

I've been looking all over for that twat...... I finally found Wally
Yeah mate I'm on it, should be sorted soon, I've got some on order.

 

It gives a new meaning to the word 'arson'...

 

That's DD, @Dave49. "our son"

 

He's your son, Sandi? It's OK, I won't tell anyone you're related.

 

You could meet him halfway ya TWAT

 

You could smack his dad while wearing a mask for covid 19 rules.

 

I'm not young but I'm not that old, @Dave49!

 

I was rather surprised when you said he was "our son", Sandi. Still don't know what you meant, but I thought it would be funny if I pretended to take it literally. I know he's not really...

 

@Rspete maybe you and @Tricky-Dicky could do a house swap and solve each others problems

 

Just another play on words from your "arson" comment. I meant that DD is a son of the forum--our son. It was funny when you took you pretended to take it literally! But a little bit frightening, too.

 

Sorry Sandi! I blame the language barrier...

 

Yes, that language barrier can always serve as a good excuse, er, I mean reason.