there was a young woman from Bude who liked to swim in the nude a man in a punt stuck his......... pole in the water and said you can't swim in here, its private!
Here's one from the brilliant, JOHN COOPER CLARK. Two ugly sisters from Fordham, went for a walk out of boredom, on the way back, A sex maniac, jumped out of a bush, and ignored them.
There was a young lady from Glossop, Who was stung in the c**t by a wossop. A young fella called Rick, Had been stung on his dick, And that is what started the gossop………...
