An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes."Hello toes," he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today? Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor. Happy Birthday toes!" "Hello, knees," he continued."How are you? You know you're 92 today? Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade.Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees." Then, he looked down at his crotch."Hello Willie! You little bugger.Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92!
St Peter had his clipboard out at the pearly gates and was checking in the new arrivals. He asked the first person - "So what have you learned from your time on earth? " The man replied -" It is better to love everyone equally than no-one" Very good said St Peter and ticked him off the list. Next- "And what have you learned from your time on earth?" The woman replied- "It is better to give than to receive" Very good said St Peter and ticked her off the list. The next man " And what have you learned from your time on earth?" He replied "Never trust the brakes on a Peugeot" Yes.... We get a lot of those, said St Peter.
