Obviously the result of a mate’s response when told he had the original silencer on after 90,000 miles and his mate said “it must be buggered by now mate”
WIFE: Let's play a GAME HUSBAND: What is the game? WIFE: If I say the name of a colour, you run to the left wall, if I say the name of a fruit, you run to the right wall. HUSBAND: Hmmm, sounds interesting; what do I get if I win? WIFE: Whoever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life. HUSBAND: Wow! I have to win this game! WIFE: Okay, ready? HUSBAND: Yes, I'm ready... WIFE: Here we go:- ORANGE...! HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days... Figuring out whether she meant a colour or a fruit. Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women, their intelligence is something else
Do you know, I am so bloody fed up with this socially isolating that I am beginning to miss. the people I can't stand. I thought 'sod it' yesterday and went for a walk along the Grantham Canal................. would you believe it! There's a lock down there to.
