Since Lockdown, I Have Been Growing This

I grew a goatee beard a couple of weeks ago. Thought maybe I should have something to show for all the effort I'd put into my self isolation. But, just when it was starting to look "proper", I'd had enough. It just felt like porcupine spines growing out of my chin, really got on my nerves so I went and shaved it off. Felt great after.

 

I grow half a beard every week, I only shave on a Saturday morning!
Now it's gone grey I'm going to let it go for a while and see how it looks.

 

I used to grow a beard most winters after I retired.

Feckin things pure white these days. Absolutely hate it. No more beards for me.

 

That's nothing - Mrs F and I have given up cutting our fingernails for the duration:

 

Urgh... the clagnuts must draw flies on those two

 

No hand jobs there then!

 

Would you?

 

Not even with yours dude!

 

Pretty much always had a beard as cba to shave, but trim it quite short.

Problem is that now it's pretty much all grey, I look less like a have a beard and more like my face is out of focus!

DS

 

This is coming off soon, it's annoying.

 

Dry heaves...

 

Every body loves a redhead.

 

It's kin ginger