Today I Am Mostly........

No, we didn't. Thank fuck.
My right hand was mi best mate. This is a photo of me when we'd just come back from 5 and a half months at sea, int Falklands.

 

I dont get that.

 

Ha Ha Ha, you should have been ambidextourous

 

" By the right, quick..."

 

What, like Dilly? allegedly......

 

Sorry mate, just tryin to raise a smile, in these dark times.

 

That were in mi younger days, I have to book an appointment well in advance now!!

 

Bit like Asda then

I’ll get me coat!

 

Well the bedroom is finally decorated. I made good use of her indoors while she's off work, so we're both covered in paint now. What fun!

 

I've heard that can be a turn-on as well as provide good lubrication.

 

Gloss paint tends to get a bit toooo sticky though Andy, and don't mention the turps.

 

For me ? probably bright red.

 

What? A Gimp suit?

 

We don't use them outside of Yorkshire Eric.

 

Today I am mostly resealing the shower as the original (professional) job was shoddy and somewhat light on sealant
However with my DIY skills somewhere on a par with David Blaines ability to connect with people we may yet have to call on another professional

 

Use liquid soap to wet your finger - better than spit or water and provides a much smoother surface finish on the silicone.

 

Got to do this soon as our sealant has gone, will give the new improved @Adie P enhanced DD tip a go!

 

That sounds far to sensible DD