Today I Am Mostly........

No, we didn't. Thank fuck.
My right hand was mi best mate. This is a photo of me when we'd just come back from 5 and a half months at sea, int Falklands.

 

I dont get that.

 

Ha Ha Ha, you should have been ambidextourous

 

" By the right, quick..."

 

What, like Dilly? allegedly......

 

Sorry mate, just tryin to raise a smile, in these dark times.

 

That were in mi younger days, I have to book an appointment well in advance now!!

 

Bit like Asda then

I’ll get me coat!

 

Please don’t say “the slots are always full..”

 

Well the bedroom is finally decorated. I made good use of her indoors while she's off work, so we're both covered in paint now. What fun!

 

I've heard that can be a turn-on as well as provide good lubrication.

 

Gloss paint tends to get a bit toooo sticky though Andy, and don't mention the turps.

 

What colour though... pink or brown?

 

For me ? probably bright red.

 

What? A Gimp suit?

 

We don't use them outside of Yorkshire Eric.

 

Today I am mostly resealing the shower as the original (professional) job was shoddy and somewhat light on sealant
However with my DIY skills somewhere on a par with David Blaines ability to connect with people we may yet have to call on another professional

 

Use liquid soap to wet your finger - better than spit or water and provides a much smoother surface finish on the silicone.

 

Got to do this soon as our sealant has gone, will give the new improved @Adie P enhanced DD tip a go!

 

That sounds far to sensible DD