How To Have A Dastardly Demises For Tricky Dicky's Shithead Neighbor

Build a pin doll and stick the pins in the eyes.

Alfie

 

Coronavirus

 

Glasgow kiss with helmet on would do

 

Safest way is to stay in the house with the wife, pay someone to teach him the error of his ways the more the merrier.

 

Hope this helps @Tricky-Dicky
https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_b...eas-to-get-revenge-on-neighbours-lighthearted
https://liquidass.com/pages/neighbor-revenge
http://www.problemneighbours.co.uk/protection-from-harassment.html

 

Already thought of that....not convinced but may still give it a try.

 

Trouble is i would have to stand on a box...i did say he was quite big.

 

Bide your time mate these arseholes usually upset the wrong people one day it's karma.

 

Thanks mate...liquid ass sound good but applying it would be a problem ....mind you its appropriate for a new nickname for him
The rest is far to civilized for him he deserves pain and suffering at the very least...did have a call from a support group that the police had put onto me not holding out much hope there though....what i really need is a BIG cage fighter who will work cheap or for giggles.

 

I wish! he was sporting cuts and bruises about three years ago so he must upset someone...too bad they stopped to give you an idea i have seen him fighting in the street with another neighbor who he is periodically friends with and then not....all round nice bloke.

 

Chain saw to his legs?

Alfie

 

Size is immaterial, a good smack in the plums unexpected like and even the mighty will be wimpering on the ground.

Make sure you do it right first time or be prepared to run

 

LOL! both scenarios may be pushing my luck as my knees may let me down on both counts and i would also have to carry a large lump of wood which may give my intentions away as i really dont want him getting up again should it work.

 

Go to a public phone box and report him for selling class A drugs.

With any luck he will likely have some, when the bogeys from Brutal Street turn up, he'll get done.

 

Really need a solution that doesn't impact on our overworked NHS
Alfie

 

Fun can be had with mustard and cress seed. Write your message on their lawn as big as you like. Then when the seed grows the green leaves are mowed and this leaves your message in white stalks.

 

MUSTARD SEED !!!! - thats a bit mild Cobba - more fun using an old Grenade pull the pin and throw the buggar

 

Unless it's gas

 

A grenade only has a four second fuse so counting to ten isn't a good idea.

 

Very wise David, Had mine made with a 20 sec fuse
so there,