Conspiracy Theory Anyone?

I think you owe @Tiglet, me bestest mate, the coffee (and he won't want one of those "girlie" ones in a glass!)
Remember, he's a poor pensioner (all his holidays have been cancelled!)

 

Quite right @steve lovatt lots of us poor pensioners would love to be treated to a coffee,,,,,,,but not one of those girlie frothy ones that come in a glass like you Southern softie hipsters have

 

I wouldn’t unravel to much my bestist mate as you would discover that I am be totally innocent

Now that @steve lovatt, that’s another story, he’s the trouble maker as you well know from past experience