Bog Roll

Am I missing something? Why is everybody buying toilet paper?

 

Because they are shitting themselves over covid19

 

In case they get the Flu

 

Three feckin supermarkets in town today had their bog roll shelves stripped, is everyone wrapping themselves in the friggen stuff in the hope it'll keep out any nasty viruses

 

Bizarre, its not fecking ebola, they aren't going to shit themselves to death!

 

I also heard there has been a run on Pot Noodle, since when did they become the doomsday emergency ration?

 

I only have 3 rolls left in the house, so this panic had better die out quickly or I’ll be begging for donations!

 

I can't believe this is a story... https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/06/cope-without-toilet-paper-case-coronavirus-related-shortage-12358036/

Most newspapers are well suited for the job

 

didn't realise newspapers were popular again?

 

I do have a pressure washer

 

Useful after curry night

 

The whole world's going completely fucking nuts!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And read the headlines next day in a strategically placed mirror

 

Shame I have, its fekkin toilet paper I don’t have

 

Latest news:

 

Stick that on social media and you will find bog roll in the streets.

 

Happening here and in Australia too, madness. Funny though, only in the posh areas

 

Fights already breaking out in Ausie land
Couple of Sheila's have taken the last of the crappa wipes off the shelves and another bird wants one of the packs
Slappers slapping ensues

http://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-brawl-over-toilet-paper-in-sydney-supermarket-11951619

 

Notice that both parties were right and both were assaulted they’re all fecking morons

 

Better buy a rabbit if the jokes right shit does not stick to its fur, mind you if you are of the constipated type most the times it does not touch the sides upon release.